I want to be cool


I want to be cool, cool, cool
I feel like such a foo-oo-ool
'Cause everybody I see
Everybody but me
Knows a secret to cool, cool, cool
They don’t teach it in schoo-oo-ool,
Ain’t no pamphlet they wrote
No one passed me that note
Guess that I missed the boat
Down the river of cool

Feel that temperature rising
There’s no escape from the sun
Now there’s nowhere to run
Someplace where I can be cool
I wish I was cool